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Paddy &
Mick
St Patrick's
Day Jokes
Funny St Patricks Day Jokes - St Patricks Day (March
17th is the day when you
see nearly every person born and bred in Ireland
taking time out to celebrate this very special day that’s dedicated
to the patron St  of
Ireland, St Patrick. People with Irish blood aside from
partying and guzzling down pints of Guinness will usually wear
green outfits with a bunch of shamrock to commemorate the
occasion. St Patrick’s Day is time for fun and entertainment
and what better way to make friends laugh is tell them some of
funniest Irish jokes and gags about Paddy and
Mick.
Funniest Jokes & Hilarious
Gags for every
occasion
St Patricks Day jokes are ten a penny online but for
the time being below you will find some great humorous Irish gags
for your party time
entertainment.
Aside from Irish Jokes being top on the list of your
plans for your Hooley, you have to make sure your guests coming to
your St Patricks dance/party are well fed and waterered. Make sure
there are barrels of the black stuff (Guinness) and good tasty
filling food. The Irish love their spuds so consider boiling a pot
of them, and let your guests peel them themselves and add different
compliments that you will have laid out on the
table.
Don’t feel bad about serving Guinness (because Paddy
won’t) as its traditional and not only that, study say’s a pint of
Guinness daily has its benefits. It works just as well aspirin to
help prevent heart clots that raise the risk of heart attacks. Of
course then you have Poteen which I wouldn’t say has the same
effect other than send you off your box. Poteen was produced in
Ireland according to legend, from when the first potato was
harvested. The term 'Irish moonshine whiskey' started around
1660.
Funniest St Patrick’s Day Irish
Jokes
Funny Irish Jokes
O’Malley is walking through
a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription
"Here lies a politician and an honest man." 'Faith now,' exclaims
O’Malley, 'I wonder how they got the two of them in one
grave.
O’Reilly is in Boston and he
is waiting patiently, also, he is watching the traffic cop on a
busy road crossing.
The cop stops the flow of traffic and shouts, 'Okay
pedestrians'. Then he allows the traffic to pass. He did this
several times, and O’Reilly is still standing on the
sidewalk. After the
cop has shouted 'Pedestrians' for the tenth time, O’Reilly
approaches him and says, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics
across?'
Mick Clancy sells
Michael a donkey, some weeks later they met in a pub in Killarney
and Michael says, 'Hey, Clancy, that donkey you sold me went and
died.' Clancy just sips his Guinness slowly and retorts,
'Bejabbers, Michael, it never done that on
me.'
'Ah, that was a lovely
dress,' said Molly, 'and it would have fitted me grand if I could
have got into it, so it would.'
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