Funny St Patricks Day Jokes -   St Patricks Day (March 17^th  is the day when you see nearly every person born and bred in Ireland taking time out to celebrate this very special day that’s dedicated to the patron St of Ireland, St Patrick. People with Irish blood aside from partying and guzzling down pints of Guinness will usually wear green outfits with a bunch of shamrock to commemorate the occasion. St Patrick’s Day is time for fun and entertainment and what better way to make friends laugh is tell them some of funniest Irish jokes and gags about Paddy and Mick.

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St Patricks Day jokes are ten a penny online but for the time being below you will find some great humorous Irish gags for your party time entertainment.

Aside from Irish Jokes being top on the list of your plans for your Hooley, you have to make sure your guests coming to your St Patricks dance/party are well fed and waterered. Make sure there are barrels of the black stuff (Guinness) and good tasty filling food. The Irish love their spuds so consider boiling a pot of them, and let your guests peel them themselves and add different compliments that you will have laid out on the table.

Don’t feel bad about serving Guinness (because Paddy won’t) as its traditional and not only that, study say’s a pint of Guinness daily has its benefits. It works just as well aspirin to help prevent heart clots that raise the risk of heart attacks. Of course then you have Poteen which I wouldn’t say has the same effect other than send you off your box. Poteen was produced in Ireland according to legend, from when the first potato was harvested. The term 'Irish moonshine whiskey' started around 1660.

Funniest St Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes

Funny Irish Jokes

O’Malley is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man." 'Faith now,' exclaims O’Malley, 'I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.

O’Reilly is in Boston and he is waiting patiently, also, he is watching the traffic cop on a busy road crossing.   The cop stops the flow of traffic and shouts, 'Okay pedestrians'.  Then he allows the traffic to pass. He did this several times, and O’Reilly is still standing on the sidewalk.   After the cop has shouted 'Pedestrians' for the tenth time, O’Reilly approaches him and says, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'

Mick Clancy sells Michael a donkey, some weeks later they met in a pub in Killarney and Michael says, 'Hey, Clancy, that donkey you sold me went and died.' Clancy just sips his Guinness slowly and retorts, 'Bejabbers, Michael, it never done that on me.'

'Ah, that was a lovely dress,' said Molly, 'and it would have fitted me grand if I could have got into it, so it would.'

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