Motorist Jokes go down a bomb with any class of audience. The reason why car, driving and motoring gags and jokes people find funny is because most people drive a vehicle, have a car, and maybe at some point in their life experienced something funny happening to them involving their car. Thus motorist jokes being told. No driver likes to be made a fool of but if you do something stupid that makes people laugh then expect to be the brunt of family members or close 

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Motorist Joke 1
Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!" "No" she replied, "they're socks!"

Motorist Joke 2
The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the driver’s window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard it's not all that serious an offence..." "Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?"

Motorist Joke 3
The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him: "Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only fifty feet away?""Well" replied the jay walker, "I hope it's having better luck than me."

Motorist Joke 4
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly and another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the penalties in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: Each for not wearing a seat belt!

Motorist Joke 5
Two taxi drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Motorist Joke 6
A man was speeding down the road, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"

Stay safe on the roads not only to avoid an accident happening but that you don’t end up being on the end of another’s jokes and pranks.
Keep on smiling while driving and enjoy your journey.