Party Jokes do not have to be dirty to claim laughter so you can still keep them clean. As long as they are told in the right way and acted with movements that is needed for people to see the funny side of your joke or gag then all should go well. You should try practicing joke telling in front of the mirror to see what image you are projecting to the audience. Funny face pulling is another sure way to get laughs when telling jokes, you may find that your reflection in the mirror will have you in the stitches and if so then you know that you are a success with yourself any way.
1 Hear the one about Paddy walking through the desert.
Paddy is walking through the desert dressed up to the nines with his flippers and snorkel and comes across an arab on a camel. Excuse me shouts Paddy to the arab - can you direct me in the right direction of the sea. The arab replies while pointing towards the north - it is 500 miles that way he said - then pointing to the south, it is 600 miles that way and to the west 400 miles and to the east 500 miles. Paddy stands for a while looking in all directions and replies OH BUGGER IT I THINK I WILL STAY ON THE BEACH.
Whatever jokes are displayed on any jesterminute web pages is purely out of humour of the joke or gag and not intentionally directed at causing any personal offence to different peoples country of origin back ground or cultures.
2 Hear the one about Paddy and Mick
Paddy and Mick were walking down the street when they were pulled up by the local police man. The police man asked why Paddy and Mick were walking the street at such a late hour and explained that he needed to take down their details. Starting with Paddy - the policeman asked where he lived and Paddy replied - No fixed abode - then turning to Mick he asked the same question and the reply was, IN THE FLAT ABOVE. |
