Funny Jokes and gags for the bestman at a wedding. So you you want to be funny and you are asked to be best man - well yes of course you will need a funny script full of gags and jokes to entertain the wedding guests. Then what better way than with the best man`s humourous humour. Weddings are always fondly remembered – purely because of the fun entertainment at the reception and the content delivered from the mouth of the best man when making his wedding speech – which of course will always include funny stories, jokes and gags in hope to put a smile on the faces of all who have gathered to party for the evening.

Below you will find some hilarious jokes and gags that have in the past gone down well for the best man at a wedding, so why not for you.

Best man gags


1 For many people, marriage is a three-ring circus. You have the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and of course the suffering.


2 Marriage is grand — and divorce is about 10 grand.

3 The husband with careful thinking and planning bought his frigid wife a tube of K-Y jelly and said to her, "This will make you happy." It sure did – as she rubbed it all over the doorknob of the bedroom – when he left the room.

Number four joke needs to be delivered to the guests with a little consideration of how they will take it – because some people are easily offended – so you could try laughing near towards the end of this best man joke or gag.

4   The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal
- a nibble on the breast
- a nibble of the leg
- and a lot of stuffing.

5 The problem with being the best man at any wedding is that you never get to prove it.

6 Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.


7 A lady of 35 always thinks of having children – and a man of 35 thinks of
dating them.

8 Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts of course.

9 Kentucky Fried Chicken – Why was Colonel Sanders classed as a typical male?
All he cared about was legs, breasts, and thighs.

10 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

11 Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?


Now go knock them dead with your best man party jokes and gags that are guaranteed to go down a bomb. If you get them across like any other best man who fumbles and trembles, this alone will get laughs.