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Funny
Jokes and gags for the bestman at a
wedding. So you you want to be funny and
you are asked to be best man - well yes
of course you will need a funny script
full of gags and jokes to entertain the
wedding guests. Then what better way than
with the best man`s humourous humour.
Weddings are always fondly remembered –
purely because of the fun entertainment
at the reception and the content
delivered from the mouth of the best man
when making his wedding speech – which of
course will always include funny stories,
jokes and gags in hope to put a smile on
the faces of all who have gathered to
party for the evening.
Below
you will find some hilarious jokes and gags
that have in the past gone down well for the
best man at a wedding, so why not for
you.
Best man
gags
1
For many
people, marriage is a three-ring circus. You
have the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and
of course the suffering.
2
Marriage is grand — and
divorce is about 10 grand.
3
The husband with careful
thinking and planning bought his frigid wife a
tube of K-Y jelly and said to her, "This will
make you happy." It sure did – as she rubbed it
all over the doorknob of the bedroom – when he
left the room.
Number four joke
needs to be delivered to the guests with a
little consideration of how they will take it –
because some people are easily offended – so
you could try laughing near towards the end of
this best man joke or gag.
4
The wedding night should
be like a good chicken meal
- a nibble on the
breast
- a nibble of the
leg
- and a lot of
stuffing.
5
The problem with being the
best man at any wedding is that you never get
to prove it.
6
Man is
incomplete until he is married. Then he is
really finished.
7 A lady of 35
always thinks of having children – and a man of
35 thinks of
dating
them.
8
Why do
black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
To stop the
snoring before it starts of
course.
9
Kentucky
Fried Chicken – Why was Colonel Sanders classed
as a typical male?
All he cared about
was legs, breasts, and
thighs.
10
Why do
men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
For the same
reason dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
11
Husband:
Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed
to what?
Now go knock them
dead with your best man party jokes and gags
that are guaranteed to go down a bomb. If you
get them across like any other best man who
fumbles and trembles, this alone will get
laughs.
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